The Hip and Lip waste no time breaking down the commencement of the NFL, errr the Craig Carton scandal!  After relaying the sobering details of New York’s beloved sports shock jock, the Hip and Lip move into their succinct NFL preview show (yea right!).  First up are the Giants of which the Lip reminds the listeners of the major strides the defense took last year.  The Lip banks the offense’s success on the offensive line to be less…well offensive.  The Hip actually predicts 5 wins from the Jets this year!  Of course that might be disheartening to Jets fans dreaming of Cali QBs as pointed out by the Lip.  The boys give a few ovah/undah picks after the Lip takes a shot at the idea of Ezekiel Elliot suiting up for the Cowboys this Sunday.  The boys reveal their respective sleeper picks with the Hip uninspired by the AFC crop outside the Pats and the Lip advising all of you not to sleep on the Vikes of the north.  The sole Yankees mention of the week is the events surrounding “Apple Watch Gate” as the Hip ponders what actions MLB can take.  NFL picks for Week 1 and SUPAH BOWL picks conclude this nevah endin preview show (We promise, no pats pick!).

Hipster Beer of the week: Trillium Brewing – Heavy Mettle